The Substance

The Substance

The Substance is a grim fairy tale, a horrific bedtime story with one goal in mind: to show men what it’s like to be a woman and live in fear of the day when they become undesirable.  For Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore), she’s confident that she hasn’t reached her “best by” date yet and tapes her daily aerobics show as normal.  Unfortunately, her incredibly chauvinistic television executive Harvey (Dennis Quaid) decides that Elizabeth is too old and angrily tells a colleague that it’s time to replace her with someone younger.  Elizabeth accidentally overhears Harvey’s side of the conversation, and knows that they won’t be discussing new opportunities during their lunchtime meeting.  Sure enough, Harvey glibly fires Elizabeth while she sits transfixed by the sight of him devouring a bowl of shrimp.  When it comes to men like Harvey, women are the same as food: something to be consumed and tossed away.

Continue reading “The Substance”
Speak No Evil 2024

Speak No Evil (2024)

There’s something not quite right with the Daltons.  That’s painfully evident from the outset, when they choose to wallow in their own misery despite being in a beautiful part of Italy.  They don’t hide their misery, either, wearing it like an irritating jacket wherever they go.  Ben Dalton  (Scoot McNairy) is morose, while Louise Dalton (Mackenzie Davis) is edgy and controlling.  The two are so clenched around each other I imagined they squeak while walking.  Unsurprisingly, the two have unresolved issues between them that will play a consequential role in what transpires. 

Continue reading “Speak No Evil (2024)”
My Penguin Friend

My Penguin Friend

Tragedy can strike anywhere, even on Ilha Grande, an island off the coast of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.  Based on the movie’s depiction of the place, it’s what I’d call a working-man’s paradise, where everyone tanned, smiling and walking around in summer clothes year-round.  The beach and the ocean’s shimmering waves are only a short walk from anywhere on the island.  If the movie’s depiction of it is to be believed, it’s a happy place for everyone who lives there.  Well, almost everyone.

Continue reading “My Penguin Friend”
It Ends With Us

It Ends With Us

While watching It Ends With Us, I was reminded of the last romantic melodrama I’d seen, Where The Crawdads Sing.  Although the heroines in both movies couldn’t have been more different, they both experienced a similar set of trials and tribulations.  Given my admittedly small sample size, is it fair of me to assume that all romantic melodramas follow the same formula?  And if so, is that part of the appeal with movies like It Ends With Us?

Continue reading “It Ends With Us”
Longlegs

Longlegs

I certainly admire Perkins’ Longlegs, a loving homage to the serial killer genre.  The movie proudly wears its influences on its sleeve, and those familiar with The Silence of the Lambs and Se7en will have fun identifying all of the ways Perkins references them in this film.  Given the movie’s incorporation of encoded messages, I would include David Fincher’s Zodiac in the mix as well.

Continue reading “Longlegs”
The Bikeriders

The Bikeriders

The Bikeriders is filled with memorable scenes, and it opens with that immediately grabs our attention.  Benny (Austin Butler), a biker, is peacefully enjoying a whiskey and beer at a bar in the middle of the day.  He’s approached by two imposing men who angrily tell him to remove his colors.  After looking them over, he says with a smirk that they’d have to kill him first.  The men are happy to oblige and proceed to pummel him.  As the incredibly violent confrontation played out, I found myself asking questions.  Why did those guys want to beat up Benny just because of his jacket?  And more importantly, why does Benny invite the confrontation?

Continue reading “The Bikeriders”
The Strangers 2008

The Strangers (2008)

After learning that the forthcoming The Strangers: Chapter 1 was basically a remake of The Strangers, I thought long and hard as to whether I should see the original beforehand.  This decision was not as simple as I thought it would be, though.  Since most of the commentary I’d read about Chapter 1 described it as being an inferior remake of the original, I had a conundrum.  Would I be setting myself up for disappointment if I watched the original before seeing Chapter 1?  Or would I enjoy Chapter 1 more if I watched it in a vacuum?  I finally decided to see the original so that I’d have a basis of comparison between the two.  If the two movies are that similar, the viewing experience would present itself as a unique review assignment for myself.  This review will focus only on the 2008 movie.  The next one will be on Chapter 1 and will compare and contrast the two.  I hope you enjoy this little exercise!

Continue reading “The Strangers (2008)”
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Season Five

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel – Season Five

Season Five represents the final curtain call for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. After the previous four seasons detailed Midge’s trials and tribulations involved with becoming a famous stand-up comedian, she finds herself closer than ever before to realizing her dream. This doesn’t mean that success will come easily for Midge. She still proves to be her own worst enemy more than once, taking two steps back for every one step forward. Then there’s the ever-present sexism that permeates her line of work. In a male-dominated field, the men refuse to take Midge seriously. Her boss, Gordon Ford, hires her to balance out his all-male writer’s room but mainly wants to sleep with her. And when she auditions for Jack Paar’s show, the producer doesn’t get Midge. It’s enough to make a scrappy, no self-pity woman cry, which she does at one point.

Continue reading “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel – Season Five”
Challengers

Challengers

Challengers is so obvious as to what it’s about, it’s refreshing.  There probably is some subtext to be found in the corners of this movie, but this heated tale of lovers who quarrel, have sex and play tennis works overtime to obscure it.  This is the first movie I’ve seen directed by Luca Guadagnino, so I have no idea as to whether his other films are similar to this one.  From what I see in this movie, he strikes me as a director who doesn’t beat around the bush.  He’s a confident filmmaker who is very direct with what he wants to accomplish.  What we see is exactly what he wants us to get.  Guadagnino’s movie doesn’t try to tug at our heart strings, earn our sympathy or ask us to think about what we see very deeply.  If we noodle over a  phrase or a look or what a particular object symbolizes, that is entirely up to us.

Continue reading “Challengers”