As far as the MCU goes, Wakanda Forever takes one of the biggest risks, if not the biggest risk of all of the movies in the franchise. Instead of recasting the part of T’Challa, it directly acknowledges Chadwick Boseman’s death … Continue reading Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (Marvel)
In 1917, the third year of WWI, Germany continued to suffer heavy losses for meager gains on the battlefield. Instead of admitting to the futility of the war effort, the army recruited younger and younger men to continue the push … Continue reading All Quiet on the Western Front (2022) Netflix
In a future that’s closer than you think, a company called Lumon Industries has invented a technology known as “severance”. Enabled by a chip that is inserted into the brain, it effectively severs your mind into two selves, referred to whimsically as “innie” and “outie”. Your “innie” is who you become when you’re working on Lumon’s “severed floor”. That self has no awareness of who you are outside of work, but it does remember everything else you’ve learned (how to walk, talk, eat, etc.) When you leave work, you transition back into your “outie”, who has no knowledge of what transpired during the day. Think of it as compartmentalization on steroids. If this technology had been invented by Apple, I’m confident they would have called something catchy like “iDissociate”.
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In Halloween Kills (the previous entry in this series), Michael Myers escaped certain death when some unwitting firefighters rescued him from Laurie Strode’s burning home. He then proceeded to lay waste to the entire firefighter squad without breaking a sweat. While Laurie (Jamie Lee Curtis) and Deputy Frank (Will Patton) recovered from their injuries at the hospital, Michael made mincemeat out of a self-styled vigilante mob led by survivors of the original. Last but not least, Michael shockingly killed Laurie’s daughter Karen (Judy Greer). Ends picks up the story one year later. Michael has not been seen since the prior year, and the town has shifted back towards normalcy. (Sorry Haddonfield, IL, your town will never be “normal”.)
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What would you do if you stumbled upon a crocodile who could dance and sing? If you’re hapless magician Hector P. Valenti (Javier Bardem), you would make it the centerpiece of a song-and-dance act. Lyle definitely has the singing and dancing chops to be a star, but he suffers from paralyzing stage fright. Before you can say Michigan J. Frog, the act flops on opening night. Having used his home as collateral, Valenti goes on the road to pay off his debts, leaving Lyle a first generation iPod to keep himself company.
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I could accuse Smile of being unoriginal, but that’s shallow criticism for a move that takes such delight in scaring its audience. Highly Recommended. Continue reading Smile
In 1950s London, Angela Christie’s Mousetrap has just completed its one hundredth performance. American director Leo Köpernick (Adrien Brody) is in town ostensibly to hash out a screenplay with Mervyn Cocker-Norris (David Oyelowo), but the two cannot agree on how to turn the stage production into a movie. At the afterparty, Köpernick hits on the lead actress (Pearl Chanda), implying that she can get the lead role in his movie for…favors. This naturally upsets her lead actor and husband (Harris Dickinson). After a fight, Köpernick is attacked and killed backstage. Constable Stalker (Saoirse Ronan) and Inspector Stoppard (Sam Rockwell) are put on the case, and together they unravel just how many people had a reason to kill Köpernick. It’s a classic whodunnit, but like Christie’s stories, the murderer may surprise you.
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Barbarian is a welcome new member of a group of horror movies that makes you think while it scares you. This subset of the genre includes movies like Freaky, Get Out and It Follows and doesn’t have an official designation that I’m aware of. I collectively refer to them as “brainy horror”, which is lame, I know. (Impale me on a spike if you must.) Like those movies, Barbarian is first and foremost a top-notch horror movie, filled with scares and enough disturbing images to fuel nightmares. It’s also incredibly devious in how it uses your familiarity with the genre to subvert your expectations at every turn. Most importantly, it earns its place alongside the other noteworthy brainy horror movies by being a very entertaining film from beginning to end.
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How to make a movie about Dracula feel new, or at least new-ish? The Invitation addresses this by telling a very familiar story about a very familiar character through the eyes of Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel), an African American toiling away in the States as a waitress. Her job sucks and with her mother’s recent death, misses having connection to a family. The answer to her ennui arrives when she completes a DNA test and discovers she’s actually a long-lost relative to the white-as-can-be Alexander family in England. Her best friend Grace (Courtney Taylor) cautions her not to go, but nobody ever listens to their best friend’s advice in these movies.
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Gotham: a city beset with drugs and crime. The police are overwhelmed and have sought the help of a vigilante known as Batman (Robert Pattinson). Bruce Wayne, the man behind the mask, is more than willing to oblige. After two years, he has instilled fear into the city’s criminals, but criminal activity is on the rise despite his actions. Within this hellish landscape emerges a man dressed in green and the city’s power structure in his sights. On Halloween night, he brutally kills the mayor, but isn’t satisfied with committing murder. Instead, he leaves behind ciphers, a card addressed to Batman and the words “No More Lies” scrawled on the victim’s face. With each successive murder, the Riddler (Paul Dano) exposes the corruption at every level of Gotham. For reasons known only to himself, he seeks revenge upon the people in Gotham’s power structure, including the mayor, the police commissioner, district attorney (Peter Sarsgaard) and a “rat” who helped them all put a gangster behind bars years ago. Surprisingly, millionaire and philanthropist Thomas Wayne is also implicated by the Riddler, making Bruce a target as well.
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